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If you make all the gay people go away on TV, won't they go away in real life, too?

A national cultural crisis erupted recently as Jim Dobson’s Focus on the Family warned that SpongeBob Squarepants is gay and thus could lead to terrible consequences for our nation’s youth. A lot of this resulted from various misunderstandings on the part of FoF’s crack investigators, but it really boiled down to their view that tolerance, acceptance, and a realistic view of the types of people that exist in the world are simply not the sorts of things we should teach our children.