Cartoon Central

I finally found a post about Spongebob Squarepants that doesn't mention James Dobson.

Being childless as I am, I rarely partake of children’s shows. By “children’s shows,” I mean real children’s shows, like “Dora The Explorer,” “Higglytown Heroes” (though I dig the They Might Be Giants theme song), and the like. I watch supposed kid’s shows like “Spongebob Squarepants” all the time, because I love cartoons (especially cartoons with absolutely no point or moral message that exist solely as brain candy), but the hardcore kid shows almost always drive me insane. You can only take so many cutesy life lessons before you want to cleanse your ears with atomic cotton swabs.