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From a post on the Hilton and Brandon saga.

Adding Brandon Davis to our category list under the heading “celebrity” physically hurt us, it really did, but we make sacrifices for you, dear readers. Anyway, the night before last, Brandon Davis and a giggling Paris Hilton were filmed exiting a club, obviously well into their cups. Davis, who inexplicably always looks so clammy that his fleshy neck chills us to our very core, went off on a four minute and thirty second Lindsay Lohan diatrabe. Watch the video here and listen in wonder as Brandon, in a phlegmy voice eerily reminiscent of officer Barbrady from South Park, waxes poetic on such topics as whether or not Wilmer Valderrama is “in a mariachi band”, the exact color, shape, and odor of Lohan’s genitalia, and the sad fact that Lindsay is “only” worth a “disgusting” and “poor” seven million dollars.