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I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry X-Mas. Enjoy some time with your family, or just run a search at YouTube for “Beavis and Butthead Christmas” like I did.

Culture is a constant TV stream of reality Beavis and Butthead type material (pondering the irony of that, considering Judge’s contirubtion to those pop culture icons, is left as an exercise to the viewer). Lay-z-boy loungers have toilets built in - fitting given that most entertainment involves jokes about the human butt. All services are provided either by poorly programmed machines or thoroughly programmed people. Starbucks is a chain of brothels. What humor there is to be found in the movie - and there are nuggests of genius - usually relies on the comedic reducto ad absurdum of having complete imbeciles running the country.

It’s interesting that Republicans feel free to say nasty things in about gay people today just as they openly made racist slurs back in the day. Equating Rep. Frank to Beavis and Butthead is beyond the pale — and, frankly, I don’t think Jesus would approve.

Last week was pretty stressful, and this week isn’t starting off all that great either. The annoying nervous tick eye twitch thing is back, which drives me nuts. It reminds me of the teacher on Beavis and Butthead.

oh holy crap, the A-team, Spongebob and Beavis and Butthead are now available on the itunes music store as well as a bunch of other decent shows. Freaking awesome!

Viacom is doing an insane promotion of Beavis and Butthead DVDs. The episodes were on Comedy Central this week and the movie was on MTV last night. I had forgotten how much the phrase “butt dumpling” makes me laugh.

Of course the majority of men do not know one iota about pleasing a woman emotionally, so they try to make up for this lack of intelligence by acting all stud like. I mean you see men belching in public as if this is so cool, when in actuality it’s just plain GROSS and nauseating (no wonder you can’t get laid you freak, you’re a Don Juan wanna be that is in fact only a Beavis and Butthead fart face idiot).

I used to like Moronathon, until I heard that Beavis and Butthead marathons were called Moronathons. I was pissed – I mean, those two clowns steal my word?!?

Hope everyone had a lovely 4th. I was in bed with earplugs by 10:30 because I am a crotchety old lady. This does bring me to a question I have been wondering about though: Why are fireworks that don’t do anything but make a LOUD noise fun? I don’t get it. But if I put myself in the position of a 10 year old boy or Beavis and Butthead then I sort of get it. (fire + loud popping nose = fun) GOD, they are irritating though.

Won an arguement this weekend. Contrary to what people might think, Beavis and Butthead didn’t invent the term.

Bung Hole- The opening in a keg or cask through which it is filled or emptied.

I'm not a Bush-basher myself, but I have to say, the Beavis and Butthead spoof is absolutely classic. Thanks for a good laugh.