Cartoon Central

This is some funny stuff, people. It’s a little on the long side, but we had a 2 month lull to cover. My audio editing abilities are creeping towards “a little better”, and you have to stay with us the full 23 minutes just to hear all the fart sounds and SlapShot quotes. If you’re on the market for a ridiculous hockey podcast, check us out.

Mind you, this has nothing to do with protecting kids. This is a tool of the powers that be to make sure that broadcasters toe the line. Just as the Government is now using the excuse of protecting children to justify massive warrantless country wide spy operations, they are using fines for speech that keep consolidated media groups in check under the guise of protecting people from indecency. It’s for the children that I want to fine radio stations ten times as much for making fart sounds than we do for companies that dump toxic waste. Naturally the Democrats were completely spineless in this power play. (Congressman Gary Ackerman (NY-05) being a rare exception.)

You know what sound I’m talking about or not? First, the fart sounds, those under pressure for so long and released at top speed. Woof!

Someone edited this weird preacher from a TV show and added fart sounds. Now I know, you think that must be dumb and all, but trust me, while dumb, it sure is funny! Hella funny!!

I dont know why as of late, all this funny topics just keep ringing in my head. After talking on how you clean your buttocks after your "warring session", something just kept beaming in my head. Then something struck me. Why do people feel ashamed after farting? Well of course for my good friend, its an exception, he comes to my place and farts everywhere. To him, its like "coughing", the only thing is , the tune of the sound, and the smell. He will be sitting on the couch, making funny fart sounds. Cheeky fool.

A couple of my eighth graders almost died today. These boys haven’t exactly been the picture of good behavior this year anyway, and now that the end is near for them, they are really pushing their limits. The sounds of flatulence during a test, and constant giggling at inappropriate times try my patience and judgement. I have to remind myself how they must be absolutely dying to get out of school, and that Lincoln’s disciplining of Gen. McClellan is far from their thoughts of girls and a summer at the pool. Of course, fart sounds are always funny as well, which makes it all the more difficult. But I also don’t want to allow a few bad apples to spoil the experience of the final days of eighth grade for all my students. The point is that by the end of the year, I will be ready for a break, because no matter how I handle my current crop of misbehaving kids, it’ll wear me out.